If you take thought as a tangible thing, imagine the clouds of thought hanging about our heads.
Imagine the roof of thought-fog hanging over our cities.
Beginning as a murder mystery the story unravels until it gradually unveils the origin and purpose of an organization so esoteric that it doesn't even have a name.
Lars Yenin is an overworked family man, who never gets enough sleep. When he loses both his job and family, he lies down to sleep and doesn't wake up. The mysterious coma continues for years. Two weeks into the sleep, another man who looks identical to Yenin arrives and takes over Yenin's life. Within a short time, he becomes a world-famous occultist.
This new Yenin never sleeps at all.
Chaz Darf is a sorrowful emigrant whose only enjoyment in life is art. Most of his days are spent smoking cigars on the front steps of the block of units where he lives. Nobody knows anything about his life before he came to Australia.
When Chaz goes missing, and murders of seemingly supernatural circumstances take place, the police are left with only one clue: Chaz's paintings, which clutter up his unit. Every painting is of the same subject: a beautiful but deformed woman. That's not much help, though. What the police need is the help of an expert in the occult --- they go to Lars Yenin.
The Man Who Never Sleeps is Levin A. Diatschenko's first novel, a blend of metaphysics, mystery and science fiction. Since its launch in the Darwin Fringe Festival, followed with its nation-wide distribution, it has attracted an underground following of readers as diverse and individual as the characters in the book.
During the months of August and September, The Man Who Never Sleeps will be released in a serialised form on www.undergrowth.org, featuring new illustrations by the author throughout. Readers will be able to subscribe to a special email list to receive updates when new chapters are uploaded weekly at http://www.undergrowth.org/neversleep.
A preview chapter of the book's prologue is now available. Read the prologue here.
The revolution begins at breakfast!
Reviews
Darwin-based Diatschenko's first novel instantly exposes the promise and talent we can expect from this young Australian. -- Mary Polowski, STU Magazine.
From vampires to sociological questioning, The Man Who Never Sleeps moves in a sequence similar to a dream, wherein the plotlines, characters, and their development is in an eternal state of change. --- STU Magazine.
Starting out as somewhat of a thriller, the plot of The Man Who Never Sleeps quickly changes with various characters playing narrator, each more bizarre than the last. -- STU.
If you like your books starting with a murder mystery, developing into a kind of gothic horror, but with metaphysical links back to society and a little black humour on the side then The Man Who Never Sleeps is for you! - ”Jan Goldsmith, Published Or Not, 3CR.
It deserves to sell to alienated urbanites the way Harry Potter sells to snot-nosed brats.-”Briohny Doyle, Voiceworks Magazine.
Plus it's got vampires. Intrigued? -”Briohny Doyle, Voiceworks.
Seeing that our once small and esoteric order is becoming larger and more public with each year, I have decided to write an account disclosing its origins and founders of which I am one. Of course, in reality, the order began many ages before our births -- back with the first human to ever achieve freedom from his lower nature. That moment of initiation was the true beginning and no mortal is the founder. But what I offer here strictly relates to the modern movement: our particular push and our current task.
I trace it back to one man in particular: Lars Yenin. People often express to me their suspicion about Yenin because his early life was in no way similar to his later life. It is, someone once told me, as if he were two different people.
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I'll start with the man named Charles Aaron Darf, or `Chaz' to those who knew him. I met him in Adelaide in August, the year 2000. I'd just moved into a unit in Glenelg for a hundred and forty-five a week -- a lot of money for somebody who was on the dole. But it included electricity, water and furniture, and living in Glenelg would save me money on transport. Besides, it was just what I wanted. The building had two stories that comprised nine units all up. Apparently it was no less than a century old and had originally been a brothel. I could imagine that when looking at the layout --- thin corridors, dimly lit, with dull and identical doors all along them. The foyer was thin and long, the floors and staircase always creaked.
I holed up there hoping to have solitude until I finished a novel. It didn't end up that way, of course, because like most people I was addicted to company. Whenever I was off guard and tired from writing I would seek it out.
That's how I met Chaz. He was always sitting on the front steps of the building smoking cigars. One day I had to get away from my dank room, so I joined him and we got to talking. When he found out I was writing, he took to me right away. It turned out he loved all forms of art, more enthusiastically than anyone I've ever met. He was a painter himself, but he owned a vast collection of literature. When we became more familiar, we were constantly lending books to each other.
Chaz was a sickly looking man. His skin was so pale that when I first saw him, I seriously had to stop short and look again. The only colour in his face was of the grey bags under his eyes. I supposed it was because he smoked so many cigars and hardly went out. He had a lean build, and always wore what seemed to be the same grey suit with a crooked green bowtie --- not exactly a common look. He had a slight accent that I couldn't pick, but with his kind of name I assumed he was of German roots.
The only time I ever saw Chaz was on the front steps. Either I'd pass him on the way in and out, or I'd grab a cup of tea and join him for a chat. He didn't seem to have any friends, and he wasn't interested in anything besides art. To me, he seemed detached from everyone and everything that happened around him. His attitude suggested that something had happened in his past --- something that altered him and prevented him from moving on. I didn't know him well enough to ask, and the more I spoke to him the more I began to see that his love for art was no mere interest. Art was to him what a lifejacket is to a drowning man.
Another piece in the puzzle is that Chaz had a knack for making money. I was surprised when Bill, the landlord, approached us one afternoon and asked Chaz for financial advice. But as it happened, Chaz had more than once guided him to fruit-bearing investments. When I think about it, Chaz only appeared to be in his thirties yet he never worked. One time I was reading a book he'd lent me --- The Food Of The Gods by H.G. Wells I believe it was --- when I discovered a bundle of hundred dollar notes stashed between the pages. Of course I returned the money immediately. All the same I often wondered why he was living as he was in his little unit.
Whatever conjecture I could make, the truth was stranger still.
Bill told me that Chaz had been in the building longer than any other tenant. He also told me that Chaz had originally shared his room with his cousin, a man of similar appearance. Nobody had seen the cousin for years.
One afternoon as I was heading down the corridor to my room, I saw an unfamiliar man opening Chaz's door. By the time I reached my room, he had gone in and closed the door. I admit I was curious because Chaz never had visitors --- least of all visitors who would let themselves in—and because the man was almost as pale as Chaz was. He wore a tan suit, and I remember his tie hung loose around his unbuttoned shirt-collar. If there hadn't of been a peephole looking out at me I would have put my ear to Chaz's door. Instead I entered my own room and stood a moment listening from my closed door (my room was directly across from Chaz's). I heard nothing.
Later in the night, as I was slugging away at my book, I heard voices coming from Chaz's room. Curiosity got the better of me and I again listened at my door. Chaz was having a heated discussion with the stranger. The stranger did most of the talking, with Chaz adding a sentence or two in the gaps. I couldn't distinguish what they were saying, but I could tell that the stranger had the same accent as Chaz.
Then I went back to writing. Although I didn't know at the time, that night marked the beginning of our story.
The next day the stranger was gone. I didn't see him again until years later, when I became his disciple. For a while after that everything was back to normal, except that during our sessions on the steps Chaz seemed preoccupied. One Sunday morning he was so quiet that it bordered on sheer rudeness.
“Are you listening to a word I'm saying?†I asked him.
He was staring at the burning end of his cigar.
“What do you write about?†he suddenly asked.
“Eh?†I said. He had completely changed the subject.
“What is it that you write about?â€
“Well, I write what I like to read. I try to tell a good story.â€
“Quite. But what is it about?â€
“It's entertainment.â€
“Entertainment is heroin.†He was annoyed. “I've taken you to be an intelligent man, Lev,†(Lev is my name),
“You're not another entertainment-pushing idiot are you?â€
“You're in a fine mood today,†I said. “What's wrong with entertainment then?â€
“Entertainment is for people with nothing to live for. You ignorant fools are as big a problem as any criminal. If you had any idea the problems you cause unconsciously!â€
I made no reply. Chaz got like that sometimes. I suspected from his anger that what he said had something to do with his visitor.
“What do you paint about?†I asked. I'd never been into his room although he more than once said he would show me his paintings.
But he wouldn't be challenged. He gave me a dramatic sermon about why “creating a work of art is nothing short of godlike!†Chaz had the annoying trait of being overdramatic at times.
“You take a blank page or a canvas,†he said. “It is a void. And you can create a universe of your fancy to fill it. The writer becomes a god, you see?â€
“Sure,†I said. `
“Nonsense!†he snapped. “You don't see. Otherwise you wouldn't be producing shit.â€
“Well, why don't you fill me in?â€
“As the writer, you can provide the perfect environment in which to experiment. In this way the artist is also a scientist.â€
He paused, waiting for me to comment but I decided against it, so he continued:
“The characters are your guineapigs. You have absolute control! A mere human could walk along on the dirt, then suddenly lift off and fly away. You have all this potential. Do not waste it! The last thing we need is more shit.â€
He actually blathered for longer than that, but the above is the bulk of what I remember. Soon after, he stormed away to his unit and I didn't see him again for a week.
Out of the blue he knocked on my door. I opened it and he came in with a book I'd lent him. I sat down but he remained standing, fidgeting with his hands as if he had something on his mind.
“Interesting book,†he said. The book I'd lent him was The Supernatural Tales Of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
I was drinking a tea so I offered him one. He said no.
“Sit down!†I snapped. “You're making me nervous.â€
He floated over to the bookshelf and started browsing. “What do you know about alchemy?†he asked.
“A little bit -- producing gold artificially. That's the most well known objective, anyway. The alchemists were the first chemists.â€
“What do you mean producing gold?â€
“Well gold doesn't just exist. It's created inside the earth over the years from, like, the compacted layers of rock there. The theory goes that all matter comes from one primal substance. You know, when the earth was formed this one kind of matter varied itself into the different elements. The alchemists tried to make a universal solvent that would break down anything into that original form. If you can do that then theoretically you could find a way to make gold like the earth does.â€
He nodded. “Hmm. But they're just quacks aren't they? I mean they never succeeded.â€
“There have been claims of success -- some from well known scientists. One bloke made like a `laboratory diamond', whatever that is. Depretz was his name.â€
“Have you anything on it?â€
“Nothing that detailed. But there's something on it in the Blavatsky.â€
He took the book from my shelf then sat down with it, and lit a cigar.
“One substance, eh? Can you break that down?†he asked.
“According to that book you can,†I said.
“You believe that?â€
“Beats me.â€
He skipped through the pages for a bit then said, “Can I take this book?â€
“Yeah.â€
After some more page skipping, he stood up to leave. “See you later,†he said.
“Alkahest!â€
“What?â€
“That's what they called the universal solvent†--- I'd just remembered the name. “Alkahest.â€
“Oh.†And he went.
It was a strange conversation for us to have, because up until then Chaz had never expressed any interest in the occult. In fact, he had expressed aversion to it.
From then on, I never saw Chaz sit on the steps. As I went about my own life I hardly saw him at all and the bastard never returned that book.
Perhaps my oldest friend is an American named Schaffer. He grew up in Australia but moved back to the States for college. Now he's living there designing computer chips for satellites and mobile phones. While I was living in Number Three, his brother --- a wheeler and dealer of sorts -- was in town as part of an Australia-wide holiday. He and his medical student friend came around and I spent the day with them at a wildlife park. That night we sat at a restaurant and shared a bottle of wine with our meal. The restaurant was up the road from where I lived so when we parted I walked home from there.
I was mildly drunk when I came dragging my feet to the back of the building. It had just been raining heavily, so besides me, the streets were empty. Then, in the dark ahead, I saw the silhouetted form of one man helping another to walk. I assumed that they were a couple of rummies staggering home from a pub, but when they passed under a streetlight I saw blood. The fitter man was Chaz; he saw me and called to me for help.
I rushed over. Chaz and I supported an arm each over our shoulders.
“We'll get him to my place,†instructed Chaz.
As we carried him, I had to hold my breath. The injured man reeked of dry sweat mixed with blood.
While Chaz was opening his door, I supported the stranger by myself. He looked up at me, and an expression flashed on his face that unnerved me. Besides the pain, I can only liken the expression to the way a thief might look at you after you've just flashed your wallet in public. But the expression quickly gave way to suffering.
I carried him in and Chaz directed me to his couch. There was very little room as the unit was crowded with paintings. We laid him there and Chaz closed the door. The man had a wound in his chest, not unlike a bullet wound, but it seemed to have stopped bleeding. He was very old and wore slippers and an evening robe. Strange.
“Where's your telephone?†I asked Chaz.
Chaz shook the man by the shoulders and yelled, “We're here now, so speak up!â€
This shocked me. The man was about to pass out.
“Chaz!†I yelled. “Your telephone?â€
“William!†shouted Chaz, ignoring me.
I hesitated between running for my phone and pulling Chaz away from the man.
The man coughed and laughed. Then he said to Chaz, “You're as big a bastard as I am!â€
He pulled Chaz's head down and began whispering something into his ear. He let go and a look of relief came over his face. Then he closed his eyes and passed away.
Chaz stood up straight. He looked dazed, as if he had heard some revelation.
“Is he dead?†I asked.
Chaz didn't acknowledge me.
“Chaz!â€
He looked vaguely in my direction.
“We've got to call the police!â€
“Dead?†-- he snapped out of it. “Oh, yes. I'm afraid so. Quite dead.â€
“Your phone?â€
“Oh don't worry,†he said smiling. “I'll deal with that. Thanks for all your help.â€
“What are you talking about?â€
“I'll ring the police right away. Thanks.â€
“What happened?â€
“Oh I just found him on the …on the jetty.â€
“Who was he?â€
“Who? I've no idea. Just some fellow.â€
“But you called his name!â€
“You must be mistaken.â€
He came and put his arm around my shoulders, gesturing me to the door.
“Thanks for that, friend. You'd best be off now.â€
“But I have to stay until the police get here!†I said.
“Why's that then?â€
“I'm a witness, you idiot! What's the matter with you? Now where's your telephone?â€
“Alright then,†he said. “I'll tell you what: you'd better call them from your place. I don't have a telephone.â€
“Are you sure?†I looked over his shoulder. He sure was acting strange.
“Absolutely,†he said, but I saw no phone. “Quickly: go and call the police, man!â€
He shoved me into the hallway and slammed the door. I guess I was in shock for a moment, but when I came to my senses I raced into my room and called the police. After I hung the phone up, I raced back and found the door locked. I knocked and called after Chaz. There was no answer. I called and knocked again, still nothing. I put my ear to the door: nothing. Not a sound!
“Shit!†I exclaimed. For a while I kept listening for sounds and calling Chaz. But there was nothing.
What the hell is he doing? I thought. I contemplated ramming the door, but the frame-like decorations on it would have dug into my shoulder. I kicked it hard once, and again. It would give if I persisted. Suddenly I realised that Bill had spare keys to every unit, so I flew up to his home on the second floor.
Luckily Bill was there. By the time he dressed, found the key and came downstairs, the police arrived. I introduced myself and told them what was going on. Bill unlocked the door and opened it. As we filed inside I was shocked to see Chaz slumped on the couch smoking a cigar and reading a book. There was no dead man.
“What's going on?†he said, looking up at us.
Everyone looked at me.
“Where is he?†I asked Chaz.
“Who?â€
“The dead man!â€
“I don't follow.â€
What happened next was both embarrassing and frightening. The dead man had disappeared and Chaz played completely dumb. He insisted that he had no idea of what I was talking about, and that he'd been sitting quietly all night reading. He didn't mind at all if we searched the place, which we did and found nothing. I then insisted that we check around the building, but at about that time everyone noticed that I was drunk. Bill had known Chaz much longer than he did me, and so they assumed that alcohol and I didn't mix. They were right. However, that wasn't the point. The police gave me strong advice about waiting until I was sober before making allegations.
They left me alone and humiliated that night. I went by myself to check around the building and found nothing. Locking my door and windows, I fell to pacing my lounge room. Because I saw the dead man, I feared what might happen to me. What kind of evil man was my neighbour? If he decided to kill me later then surely he'd be able to dispose of my body just as efficiently as the first.
“I don't need this!†I kept telling the walls. “Why me?â€
They didn't answer.
The next day I had no reason to go out. I couldn't quieten myself to write so I spent most of the day staring through my peephole at Chaz's door and pacing my lounge room.
In the afternoon there was a knock at the door. I looked through the peephole and saw Chaz. His hands were at his sides, no weapons in them. Maybe he has something in his pocket, I thought. There're no bulges but I can't be sure.
I opened the door and stood opposite him. If he reached for anything I'd crowd him --- go for his throat, take him to the ground.
“What do you want?†I said coldly.
“Sorry about last night. May I come in?â€
His face was friendly yet there was a twinkle of satisfaction in his eyes. I saw it…and I could have knocked him down for it.
“Fuck you!â€
“Don't be like that. It's complicated, Lev. I had to do it.â€
“You're a fucking murderer. Piss off before I…!†His calmnes enraged me.
“I've come to warn you.â€
“I don't want to hear it.â€
His face turned cold and he forced a smirk.
“You're not so stupid,†he said. “Maybe I'll give you another chance when you've calmed down…maybe.â€
He turned and entered his unit. I closed my door and locked it.
That night I put chairs in the middle of the floor and in doorways, so that any intruder would stumble over them in the dark and wake me up. I put a kitchen knife next to my bed, and as I lay awake I contemplated my future. Leaving would be cowardice, so I couldn't do that. I'd have stay and watch him. The police wouldn't listen to me now and at the time I had no money to pay for a private detective. Doing something myself would only make me the criminal and ruin my own life.
I just had to carry on. But I knew he'd get his eventually. It's a simple matter of cause and effect. No man is an island, as they say. Chaz couldn't expect to step out on his own and profit from harming others. When he looked proudly down at me -- a poor man with no connections -- and gloated over what he'd done, he might as well have been looking down at the rest of the human race. He might as well have been looking down at God. You can't expect to get away with that.
As it happened I never saw Chaz again. He went away somewhere the day we last spoke, and weeks later he was still gone. Number four did not get rented out to any new tenants, so I assumed that Chaz was not gone permanently. I was no longer on good terms with Bill so I didn't ask. No murder was reported for the dead man I saw.
To Be Continued.
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Dear reader,
I expect you'd like to know who I am. Who is this man who can kill your kind off at his leisure? And why do it? Allow me to explain.
As far as the `why' goes, at first it was revenge, quite simply. However I've presently come to understand that one cannot wreak vengeance from `people' in general, but only from specific individuals or groups. And I have no grievance against anyone specific.
Quite. Therefore revenge is no longer the motive. I've come to view your society as the literary character Robinson Crusoe would view a forest, indeed, with your citizens representing the trees; whenever I desire material to make my own stranded existence more comfortable, I take it -- the material in this case being the energy that occupies the same space as blood.
It's as simple as that. And any attempts at my capture will only succeed in amusing me. My advice is to accept it, as you will eventually be forced to do so in any case, regardless of your decision.
But so saying, I will not have myself viewed as an evildoer. Having set down the nature of our new relationship, I'll now show you that I am completely justified in my deeds.
Charles Aaron Darf is my name, for I've no fear of revealing myself. Until some years ago I lived a quiet lifed in accordance with the customs of the culture I was born into. Very much like most of you do in regards to your own culture. Never did I seek to harm a soul; never did I have reason to. Nevertheless everything I knew was destroyed -- not just my family, friends, work, and love, but my whole culture was destroyed. And it was done so by your society. Not deliberately, I'm forced to admit, but I'm left stranded and alone all the same.
The end of my way of life began with the changing of mass opinion. Mass opinion itself evolves in accordance with the gradually developing `group intellect' of the masses over generations. Therefore, as stated, no individual can rightly be blamed. However, it did start with an individual, and I can even pinpoint the very day it started.
On that day my home was invaded by one of yours. His name was Toby --- I know that because the idiot tattooed it on his arm with a skull and a snake. It was by no means an accident, for my abode was so situated that for any one of yours to reach it, they would have to venture completely out of their usual way. Hence our secret service obtaining background information on your Toby. We found that he was a poor and uneducated man suited to a life of labour. The young man had just resituated in Adelaide from the country. He went exploring the city that day; it was his first time there. Although it is a small city by worldly standards, it must nevertheless have filled a country lad like Toby full of excitement. Not to mention curiosity.
Quite so, and surely he gawked at the different kinds of society as he went. For instance, the number of beautiful ladies that modern cities have to offer must have delighted him. The city is also never lacking in people who dress in suits and ties. My theory is that this deeply impressed a young fool like Toby. I would postulate that none of his family or friends ever donned suits; suits are for `high rollers', wealthy people like myself, La Peu, who have everything under control. It was the suits and brief cases and black shoes that impressed Toby the most about the city. He half admired and half loathed suit-wearers, because they had what he didn't have.
Toby was, you see, childish in his understanding of the world. It was, as it were, `inbuilt' in his and all his peers' consciousness that one is either born a millionaire -- a suit wearer -- or born a worker. “There's nothing you can do about it,†his self-esteem would have decided, “so leave the subject alone.â€
So the rich, like myself, were like a different race or species of human who dwelt far off in our untouchable mansions, somewhere.
Or high-rise buildings.
Toby constantly gazed at the tops of the high-rise buildings around him. Then he'd bump into someone and look straight again.
This I know for sure, because he stopped at one. Then something inside him made him enter. When he entered, he began ascending floor by floor. If anybody inquired what his business there was, he answered that he was visiting someone. I still don't know how, but he made it right up to the second-to-top floor, where the elevator ends. Then he entered the second elevator that travels to the top floor. He waited in that lift enthusiastically. I could tell that by the look on his grubby face when the door opened. The enthusiasm changed to disbelief when he saw my abode. This is what he saw:
The top floor was almost one big, carpeted room. In there was a bar, a bookcase and a dining table --- all in polished pine -- with high-backed wooden chairs around it. There was a computer with a large screen of approximately three metres by three, and there was a mechanical contraption with buttons and flashing lights in the corner -- but I doubt Toby noticed that. After a very quick survey of the room, his eyes became fixed on a beautiful fem who was lying on a couch --- that was my Marietta. A second later, Toby noticed her deformity and his disbelief turned to shock. She too was caught by surprise and stared back in fear, my poor Marietta.
Then Toby became aware of the throne-like chair towards the back of the room. On it was a young man of pale complexion…wearing an expensive suit, of course. He had an angular face with almond shaped eyes and thin red lips --- and handsome too if I may say so myself. That was me. My brown hair was parted and slick and I sported a thin moustache. I looked Toby over, considering this new presence.
I knew I had to act immediately. There's absolutely nothing, you see, that these lower classed savages wouldn't do if you gave them half the chance.
On my lap was a plate of food. I put it aside, took the knife I was supping with, and calmly advanced towards the lift. We stood face to face for a moment, me with the knife shaking behind my back. Then, still with shivering hand, I thrust the knife into his stomach. Both he and my Marietta cried out. I yanked the knife out and raised it.
His stunned eyes only stared back at me. His hand pressed his wound.
I drove the blade down into his neck. Gasping, he collapsed in a heap with the knife still buried to the hilt. With no desire for the sight of blood I turned my back and speedily left the lift.
When Marietta screamed, Rose, my maid, appeared from the kitchen. I was pacing nervously, and she, seeing the seriousness of the situation, made directly for the teleporter and summoned Nate Rutter. She's very good, you know. I nearly bumped into Nate before I knew he was there. That's how quick he was -- and carrying a firearm too.
“He's in the lift.†My voice was shaky and my heart was still pounding. This was the first time I'd seen one of these Neanderthals face to face.
Nate went over and inspected. From where I stood, Toby's leg and a puddle of blood were visible. Nate closed the doors.
“Well done, Chaz!†he said. That's short for Charles, you know.
Rose was calming Marietta.
“A scary business though,†I said.
“How the hell did he get up here?†asked Nate.
“I have no idea. Quite no idea.â€
I went to the bar and started to mix myself a drink. Back then I possessed the finest wines and spirits.
“That must be a first,†I said.
“Why, yes. You're right,†said Nate. “This is going to make some noise!â€
I handed Nate his usual drink then threw mine down my throat.
“I've never heard of anything like it,†Nate exclaimed.
“Have you ever been in the country, Nate, and had a bird fly in your front door, then shoot around the room looking for the way out again?â€
“I'm not sure I follow you.â€
“These sorts of things --- chance occurrences --- they don't usually happen singularly. They're usually in two's or more, in my experience.â€
“I believe you're being superstitious, Chaz.â€
I started to mix another drink. “No, I'm merely illustrating a point. How can one make allowances for things like that? You follow me?â€
Again I emptied my glass.
“…I'm merely illustrating a point.â€
That was my first kill. I was quite perturbed by it.
Unfortunately the matter did not end there.
Three months later, the Toby incident remained the prime topic of conversation world wide -- among the gentry, that is. For that's what I was then.
“The first time in history!â€
“Is this the beginning of the end?â€
“If one human came up there's sure to be more!â€
“This Chaz Darf fellow is quite a man!â€
These are examples of what folks were saying.
I might here explain that it had become fashionable, or perhaps customary, for us not to refer to ourselves as `human'. We were of course humans, but because of our lifestyle and past…well, as there are only two of us left I suppose I should briefly explain our past.
Not long after the Second World War, our grandfathers had made an agreement with each other: The wealth (and power) of the world had to stay in the hands of the few; and this for no other reason that they, our grandfathers, were the few. To do this, their first act was to step completely out of view of the world; that is, to separate from society. Thus, for the common citizen, our kind did not exist. We were only an abstract, an idea; there were no individuals. This was a perfect position from which to work. By the late Nineteen-Sixties our society was perfected. We were settled in the cities on the top floors of every skyscraper in the western world, and in secluded mansions in the country.
All this is very `anti humanity', hence our, if I may say, honest custom of not referring to ourselves as human. We called ourselves La Peu, the few.
So, where was I? …Since the Toby incident I was invited to many parties and dinners, and I had many more visitors than usual. Because it is a rarity for us to deal with humans of Toby's class in person, I was snowed under with questions from everyone I spoke to. Apart from the implications of the incident, this was all a welcome change to my humdrum life -- an exciting holiday in which I was the centre of attention.
One gentleman who didn't visit me was my new neighbour. The old tycoon, who lived in the highest building in town just across from me, had died about a month before the Toby incident. The tycoon's nephew, a Mr. John Spaper, had moved there from Europe apparently desirous of a small-town haven away from his frenetic business life. Although I well felt his presence in the Australian stock market, I hadn't seen or heard from him in person. I dropped in twice but he was out. I left messages inviting him to my parties but received no answers.
Then one afternoon, when the hype was beginning to die down, I had a most unexpected group of visitors arrive at my teleporter. First came my long time partner and friend Nate Rutter who, as he often does, just dropped in to drink, smoke and talk money. Nate was a flabby gentleman with glasses, and blond hair that was destined to fall out in the shower. He was in his early twenties, as was I, but was already a keen cigar smoker -- as was I. Yes, those were the days!
Then within five minutes of Nate's arrival came the elusive Mr. Spaper (of whom I only recognised because he introduced himself) with two old gents. The old men were sons of two of the original Seven; that is, the seven men who made the agreement after the war -- the founders of our `behind the scenes' society. The two elder men were in their early seventies. One was named Mr. Yesh, and the other, Mr. Van Leer.
Though I was unprepared, I did my best to make them comfortable, with Rose running about thus and so, fetching refreshments and cigars. They didn't seem to care though. Spaper and the two old men were somewhat intoxicated already.
Quite so. We all reclined and smoked. Mr. Spaper introduced everyone to each other, except for the enthusiastic Nate, who introduced himself to everyone. They all commended me for my initiative in stabbing Toby in the neck, and I tried to give them a modest and flattered impression with my replies.
But I forget myself. All chances are that the reader of these pages is of the lowest breeding. What about police, you're thinking. Investigations?
Forget police. Each corporation had their own police. And forget uniforms too. Uniformed police are for human control. The only law with us was survival of the richest. My killing Toby affected nobody important. The inquisitive poor are the common enemy.
“Mr. Spaper,†I said. “I was beginning to wonder whether you disliked me for some reason.â€
“Please, call me John. We're neighbours now, after all,†he said. “I've been meaning to drop in, chief, but I've been busy lately. You know how it is?†Spaper always addressed people with names like `chief' and `captain'. It was one of his little novelties. I think he was fond of the sound of it. As far as he was concerned everybody was named `chief' or `captain'.
We continued chatting lightly about money and people.
Spaper was just a little older than I, maybe two years older. He was definitely a people-person and both Nate and I took an immediate liking to him. The two old gents acted towards him as one would towards a close friend of the family. He was the nucleus of our party and seemed full of enthusiasm. I noticed at the time, without actually thinking about it, that his skin was slightly darker than the rest of us. I should have taken note.
You see, our kind had separated from humanity for so long, we had kept a pure Caucasoid bloodline. That coupled with our lifestyle even made us appear different to `humans'. We were pale even compared to the human Caucasoid, but Spaper had a little more rose in his cheeks than did we. He wore his tie loosened, and had the top buttons of his shirt undone. I would learn later that he dressed like that all the time, as if showing that he didn't have to neaten up for anybody.
Eventually we arrived at discussing the wider implications of the Toby incident, and whether or not anything need be done.
“I still say that this is all linked up in globalisation, and it's starting to feel like we're losing control!†said old Mr. Yesh.
“And damn it, Yesh, I still say the globalisation of humanity does not and will not affect us!†said old Van Leer.
“Well I don't like it!â€
Our kind had already had a `globalisation' of our own, thanks to the many technological advances that we've had and kept exclusively for ourselves. But a globalisation of humanity seemed imminent in time and some of us, Mr. Yesh included, saw it as a threat to our way of life.
“I don't see how it can affect us, Mr. Yeshâ€, joined Nate. “Not when we don't exist as far as they're concerned.â€
“But that's just what globalisation will do!†said Yesh.
“Come now, we're not exactly on the information super highwayâ€, said Van Leer.
“This kid coming up here didn't have anything to do with the Internet,†said Yesh, “nor had he any money worth speaking of, I agree; but just what do you think it was that made him so curious? What's wet his appetite to go sticking his nose outside of his natural borders?â€
“That's all very good but we need only to remain non existent, and that will not be a difficult task,†said Van Leer.
“How can we remain separated from humanity while our money is very much entangled with it, and indeed conditioning it?†That was Spaper. He was less passionate than the others were. He was even smiling. “Have you seen the figures of how many humans have reached the billion dollar mark now? No? Well I can't remember the exact figures but I'll tell you, just the number of working class shareholders has increased dramatically within the last few years."
“Look,†said Van Leer. “The key issue here is whether there will be more like this Toby, venturing up to our homes, and whether it will be easy to stop them.â€
“Toby was a stupid fellow,†said Yesh. “Thus he was easy to get rid of --- no offence, Mr. Darf.â€
“None taken,†said I.
“His coming here was in itself a freak occurrence,†Yesh continued. “But, my friends, what if the next one, or ones, are cunning and intelligent? What if they're war-like and with purpose?†There was a pause as each took that last thought and turned it over to see what we could make of it. “An intelligent human would never come up,†said I. They gave me their attention. “And why not?†asked Spaper with his confounded smile. “Well, sirs,†I explained, “Toby was a childish person who knew nothing of how the world works.†“Yes?†said Spaper. “You see, the whole reason he came up here was because of his childish picture of things: that the rich are up in high rise buildings, coupled with the curiosity to see it for himself.†“And an intelligent person?†“An intelligent person has better things to do with his time, like learning how to make money or, I don't know, studying psychology.†Everyone laughed. “So then, this globalisation of humanity will be a good thing,†said Yesh. “We'll educate everyone and give them money, and they'll not care to venture up here!†Our conversation drifted to light-hearted topics from then on. We ate and drank some more then in the evening they bid me adieu. And that was that.
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Life went back to normal. I moved money from the computer and spent time with Marietta. The hype that Toby created was forgotten and I only had parties with, or visits from, the people in my own social set. Nate and I went sailing, horse riding or hunting; or we drank, smoked and played backgammon with our other associates. I was, in fact, reminded of how bored I was with life in general before Toby had come.
I eventually became well acquainted with Spaper. I went to a number of parties that he held at his place, and he'd often have me there for a smoke. We'd dally on the very top of his building and look down upon the ant-like humans below.
The reason I write in detail about Spaper is because he was later responsible for shaking up the good order of my life, and though there were signs of warning even at this point, I failed to acknowledge them. Perhaps I should despise the man for it, but there are only two of us left.
He struck me as being restless all the time. While I'd be leaning back with a drink, he'd be chattering enthusiastically about something or other, using his limbs as a visual aid. When he wasn't chattering he'd childishly execute a handstand and maintain it as long as he could, or he'd do a cartwheel -- something along those lines.
We discussed many things but the main topics were human arts and culture. He was not only well educated in these subjects, but was also quite passionate about them. It was he who instilled in me my own love of artful things. I dropped in more than once and caught him trying his hand at painting, writing poetry, or playing his electric bass guitar --- such a vulgar instrument. He wasn't any good at it but he was genuinely enthusiastic.
One subject he never cared for was business. Sometimes I arrived with the day's events fresh on my mind and he'd interrupt me saying, “Bored, bored, bored, Booorrrrinnnng!†He'd persist with it until I ceased. It was really quite childish. He was one of the richest men in the world so I guess no news could have affected his life to the point attracting his attention.
Under the influence of Marietta, I even tried my own hand at painting. It was tediously difficult because I was at a loss when it came to the subject matter. Anyway, I was embarrassed. Especially when Nate Rutter found out and roared in laughter (the fat bastard!). Either way I put the painting off. I simply had nothing to say, which perhaps says something about my life. But I tell you -- I would give anything to go back to it now.
There became intervals of approximately a month at a time when I neither saw nor heard from Spaper. Neither did anybody else that I associated with. The general opinion about this was firstly that he just spent his time in another, wealthier social set; and secondly, that being the richest man on our side of the world, he was probably just in Europe and America attending to business. This was a reasonable assumption and I supposed it to be true until Mr. Van Leer showed up unannounced, asking if I'd seen Spaper.
“I haven't seen him for almost three weeks,†I told him.
“I ask you! We've got all this technology and I can't find him anywhere!†he said.
“That's puzzling.â€
“Damn straight it is! I feel like a human, running around like this! Why doesn't the devil carry a communicator?â€
He thanked me and left. What a character this Spaper fellow is, I thought.
The very next day when I was breaking my fast, and Rose was helping Marietta break hers' (Marietta had no hands), Spaper hailed me on my computer. (Take note that we could both see each other and talk to each other on our computers.)
“Hello Chaz. Are you busy today?†he said.
“Only as busy as usual,†I said.
“Oh.†He looked disappointed.
“I meant that I'm at your service.â€
“Oh.†He was happy again. “Good! You see I want to show you something.â€
“Did Van Leer find you?â€
“Looking for me, was he?â€
“Yes. He was a tad frustrated too.â€
“Oh.†He looked disappointed again. “I'll have to get back to you then. Keep today free, okay? I'll be round in an hour or two. I just have to clear some business up.â€
“Okay.â€
“Okay!†-- a big smile. “See you soon, chief!†He hung up.
I went back to my breakfast.
“He's a strange man,†said Marietta. When we were alone, she expressed herself quite openly.
“Quite. I wonder what he wants to show me,†I said.
I finished my breakfast and dressed. Then I paced around waiting for Spaper, as there wasn't anought time to do aanything else. Marietta was at first reading one of her human novels, but fell to watching me.
“Why do you insist on wearing that?â€
I was wearing my bowtie. Nobody wore bowties anymore. That's why I like them.
“It's got character,†I said.
“It's crooked,†she said.
I straightened it.
“You should get rid of it. It always manages to end up crooked again, anyway.â€
I ignored her and continued pacing.
“He said he'd be an hour or two. Why don't you sit down?†she said
I continued pacing, then sat beside her. “What's your book about?†I asked.
“There! You can turn the pages for me, and I'll send Rose away,†she smiled.
“Oh no he can't!†said Rose firmly. “I'll not have it. I'm the maid and you're the mistress, and that's how it'll stay! He's too soft on you as it is.â€
“There you have it, Marietta. I'm not allowed,†I said.
I really should pause here and tell you about my dear Marietta, Mon petit reve! She was a slave. Our kind had a slave trade. It was not big but it was not rare either. They were usually female and served as mistresses. Sometimes, though, bored ladies bought themselves male slaves. They would be housed separately from our families, of course, and they would not be used for children. We obtained our slaves mainly from third world countries, usually from a young age. A small race of slave-women was started when we took any illegitimate children and brought them too up as slaves. But Marietta's generation was different. New breakthroughs in genetic engineering and cloning enabled us to create ideal mistresses to the personal taste. You might say it was a fad. Our unchecked sexual desires grew into perversions that we accepted as normal.
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Those were the days! I purchased Marietta, for instance, when she was still a foetus. To accommodate my particular fetish I had it fixed so that in place of arms and hands she grew a smaller set of legs and feet. Her growth was accelerated so that I wouldn't have to wait long, but it was set to slow down to normal pace when her appearance reached her mid teens. I had her for ten years. I even loved her. We no more considered this evil than does a human consider keeping a pet bird in a cage with its wings clipped.
Slaves had no education, but I taught Marietta to read words and music. One of her favourite pastimes was reading -- especially human novels. Therefore she was considerably more intelligent than my friends and family ever realised. My maid Rose constantly waited on her. Rose dressed her and washed her and helped her with any other little things Marietta needed hands to do.
I had no wife or fiancé --- only Marietta. And she had me.
Just then the teleporter buzzed. I gave the “okay†and Nate Rutter appeared.
“Get ready, Chaz, you're coming sailing with me,†he said.
“I'm afraid I can't today,†said I.
“Why not?â€
“I said I'd do something with John Spaper.â€
“Spaper? Oh. What's that then?â€
“I don't know. He didn't say, but he'll be over shortly.â€
“You see! I should've had the luck to get to kill the human. Then I'd be hobnobbing around instead of you.â€
“Whom are you sailing with?†I asked.
“Nobody, now. I'm terribly bored today, Chaz. I don't know what to do with myself.â€
“Maybe you can come along with us.â€
“No. Perhaps I'll go and do some gambling. Yes, that's what I'll do.â€
“You want a drink?†I asked.
“No, I'll be off. What time's Spaper coming?â€
“Any minute now.â€
“Alright Chaz. See you tomorrow.â€
He left. As soon as I sat back down with Marietta, the teleporter buzzed again. I granted access but instead of coming, Spaper said to go over to his place.
“Come on over, chief.†he said. I winked at Marietta and left.
Spaper's city home was larger than mine was, but very untidy. There were unfinished paintings and sketches lying all about the place. The floor was a minefield of musical equipment -- electrical leads, effects pedals, CD's and sheets of music. His bass guitar leaned against a velvet sofa, with the amplifier nearby. His home reminded me more of a rock-star's than of an entrepreneur's. He noticed my expression and said, “Please forgive the mess, captain. I've sent my staff out to the country for the week.â€
“Why's that then?†I asked.
“You'll see. Sit down, let's have some tea before we go.â€
“This is all very mysterious.â€
“Exciting isn't it?†he said. His sly smile appeared.
We sat down together and he served the tea. As we were drinking he spied me in a calculating manner.
“I've taken a liking to you, Chaz,†he said.
“Err…thank you.â€
“I noticed you have quite a few human authors in your library.â€
“Yes. They're more interesting than our authors.†I have since changed my opinion.
“You read Tolstoy?â€
“Sure.â€
“I like Tolstoy. He would have been one of us. You know: if he were round now-a-days.â€
“Yes, but then again you know what he thought of the peasants and getting back to nature and all that?â€
Again Spaper smiled. It was as though I'd said what he wanted to hear, but we were just chit-chatting about books.
“You read the Snows of Kilimanjaro?†he asked.
“Hemingway?†I said, wishing he would get to the point, if he had one.
“That's right,†he said. “Do you remember what he said about rich people?â€
I didn't.
“How he wouldn't write about them because they were all dull and repetitious?â€
“I can't remember but I do like Hemingway.â€
“Yeah, nice one.â€
Nice one? What kind of an expression is that?
He gulped down his tea and leered at me.
“I want to show you something Chaz, that I think you will appreciate,†he said. “I mean, you're probably the only person I know who would appreciate it.â€
I didn't know how to take that. I generally dislike people `rubbing me up'.
“Why's that?†I asked.
“Well I'm just pointing out that we think the same, you and I. We have the same tastes! Art, for instance.â€
Stop dancing around the damned point, I was thinking.
Spaper stood up. “Enough of this talking then! Let's get started,†he said.
“What exactly are we going to do?†I asked.
“I want to show you my secret pastime. You'll have to change out of those clothes, though.â€
He took his robe off. Underneath were tracksuit pants. He retrieved a shirt from a sofa and put it on. To my surprise it was a t-shirt -- a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt!
“You put those on,†he said. He was pointing to a pile of clothes on the other end of the sofa. It looked like army pants, tennis shoes and some kind of flowery beach shirt.
“What the hell's the idea?†I said…obviously!
“Trust me, Chaz,†he laughed.
“You can't be serious, man!â€
“Don't be so predictable! Just bear along with me. It'll be worth it.â€
“Where are we going dressed like that?â€
“Hold on, Chaz. You know who I am, right?â€
“Yes…â€
“So you know I've got my shit together. I'm a big fish and all that?â€
“I guess…â€
“So trust me. Bear along. You'll laugh later.â€
I begrudgingly acquiesced. I'd continue only out of politeness. He was beginning to irritate me. I had no business going around looking like human trash. Take offence if you like.
He slipped some thongs on his feet and said, “Alright. Let's go!â€
He strutted to the teleporter and I dawdled after him feeling ridiculous. My shirt had the words “Aloha Hawaii†written across the chest.
“Remember this combination,†he said as he punched it in. He went first, opened the top and sat in the teleporter.
He pressed the button and was gone. It was my turn now. I got in and followed.
I appeared in a very small bedroom. There was just enough room for the shabby double bed, a wardrobe, and the receiving teleporter, which was near the bed. Spaper stood there holding a white sheet. When I hopped off the teleporter he spread the sheet over it.
“Always keep this covered,†he said. “I have the occasional visitor here.†He left the room.
The next room was a lounge room with adjoining kitchen, and was also very small. I realised that I was in a typical working-class human home; or rather, a one-man unit. The carpet was soiled with stains. The wallpaper was peeling. I thought that perhaps Spaper liked to pretend he was human.
“What is this place?†I asked him.
“It's an outright dump, isn't it?†he said. “It's just a place to put the teleporter.â€
Spaper sat down on a rickety chair and motioned me to join him. When I did, he leered at me again.
“Okay. I'm going to have to bring you up to speed. We are, right now, in Adelaide amongst the humans.â€
“What do you mean?â€
“I mean this is a rented unit. Ground floor! We're in a suburb called Glenelg. The building where you live is half an hour's tram-ride away.†He opened a curtain and revealed the street outside and the beach in the distance. There were humans walking around just a stone's throw away. The tops of high-rise buildings were just seen in the distance.
“Are you mad!†I started. “Do you have any idea of the death rate down here! The casualty rate?â€
“Pull yourself together,†he said.
“They bludgeon each other with their fists, for god's sake!†By `they' I of course meant humans.
“Not all the bloody time,†said Spaper.
“What if our own kind found out where we are? We'd be rats in a damned cage!â€
“Look, chief, sit back down.â€
“Close the curtain! One of them saw me!â€
Spaper closed the curtain.
“Listen,†he said. “Calm down. Don't be so dramatic. They're really quite likeable. I've met some of them.â€
“You met some of them?â€
“Yes. They're really an amusing bunch. As for all that bludgeoning that you hear about, it depends where you go and at what time. I've come to know where to be to avoid the highest possibility of danger.â€
“You've come to know? How long have you been coming down here?†I was in disbelief.
“Not long,†he said. “I want to bring someone else in on it now. It would be better experienced with another of my own kind.â€
I had to take a moment to let it all sink in. Spaper smiled mischievously at me.
“What…what is it that you do here?†I asked.
“I hang out with humans. I go exploring and have adventures.â€
“Hang out?†That wasn't an expression that our kind used.
“Tell me, Chaz, aren't you bored of running around from dinner to dinner and party to party? Aren't you bored of drinking and talking about money? I'm telling you, Chaz, this is real excitement! Real danger!â€
“Danger?â€
“For goodness sake, stop repeating me! It's only a small percentage of danger, just enough to make it fun. This is a good area. The average life-span is about seventy years.â€
“You…you're quite a man, John.†I was going to say he was mad.
“Thanks captain,†he laughed. “Now what say you give it one go? Come up and meet my neighbour. Just watch me and do what I do. I'll say that you're my cousin from Sydney.â€
“And you've actually done this before?â€
“Damn straight!â€
After several minutes of indecision, I said I'd give it a go.
“That's the spirit! I knew you had it in you. You should see some of the things these humans get up to!â€
He opened the door. As I followed him out into the hall, I felt a swarm of nervous butterflies surge through me. We ascended the stairs and Spaper knocked on a door that had the number eight on it.
“Remember: we're just working class humans,†he said quietly.
“But what's my profession?†I whispered.
“Um…dishwasher.â€
The door opened….
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A young human with a crewcut and an unshaven chin answered the door. He looked casually at Spaper and said, “Hey, bro'â€. Then he went back inside and sat down. He was playing a game on a Sony Playstation. I followed Spaper in.
“This is my cousin -- Chaz,†said Spaper.
“How are ya. I'm Gamble,†said the human to me.
“Gamble?†I said.
“Everybody calls him Gamble because he's right into the pokies,†said Spaper. Gamble smiled at that and shook my hand. “What are yers up to?†he asked in a heavy human dialect.
“Nothing much,†said Spaper.
“Sit down, mate. You want a cone?†said Gamble.
“Thanks bro',†said Spaper. “I wouldn't turn one down.â€
We sat down and it just clicked to me what Gamble meant by “a coneâ€. Our kind did not smoke marijuana; we considered it a poor man's drug. But there was Spaper, packing a cone for himself in a little pipe. When in Rome, I thought.
He took a lighter to it, and sucked it all up. Then he repacked the pipe and handed it to me, blowing a cloud of smoke out of his smiling mouth. I lit it and took it into my lungs. It burned my throat and I went into a fit of coughing.
“Still on this stage!†said Spaper to Gamble, referring to the game.
“Yeah bro', I gotta get past those three men,†Gamble replied.
Then they both went into a conversation that I couldn't follow, about the computer game. Spaper spoke with perfect human slang and accent. I reclined and felt the drug take effect. Soon I began to relax and notice how amusing they sounded, talking the human slangs and pronunciations --
“…Nah, man. I already tried that. It's too full-on!â€
“But not with full energy. Here, give-it-`ere! I'll show you.â€
I giggled. They both looked at me for a second then went back to the game.
“Bro', this is starting to rev me up! This joy-pad's fucked!â€
“Give-it-`ere! You're freakin' me out!â€
“`Frea-kin'-me-out',†I parroted with a smile, and started laughing. They both looked at me in surprise.
“What the fuck!†laughed Gamble. “Is this the first time this bloke ever smoked up or what?â€
“Yeah, man,†said Spaper. “You're freakin' me out, Chaz.â€
Just then there was a buzz at the door. At that I immediately pulled myself together. Gamble got up and pressed a button on the wall.
“Come on up,†he said into the receiver. A moment later, another human came dragging his feet in with a six-pack of beer. He was introduced as Wazza, and he handed everyone a beer. He looked as humans generally do in the afternoon: haggard. This one was big and stunk of sweat. I tried not to meet eyes with him.
“You look pretty rooted, Waz',†said Gamble.
“Too right, mate. I just worked a forty-hour week,†said Wazza. His voice was rough and squeaky. “Fuck that. So, how's your investing going?†he squeaked.
“Aw, you know, still going,†said Gamble. “It's a waiting game. I reckon my shares in IT will go up to about ten dollars eventually. You just wait, bro'. Cone?â€
“Too right, mate.â€
In my daze I studied everyone, getting lost in the quirky details. Remember, it was my first time smoking.
“So you must be saving shit-loads? Hey bro'?†Gamble said this while handing the ready pipe to Wazza.
Wazza's hairy hand took it while his crooked teeth said, “A fair sum, mate, too right. I'm thinking of getting a home loan.â€
“Don't do it!†snapped Gamble. “You'll regret it. Trust me.â€
“They're going pretty cheap now, though.â€
“Nah, bro'. They're cheap now, but the interest rate will suddenly go up later. If you get a place now, you'll have to stay in your job, paying it off for ever!†Gamble's voice was loud now. He had taken the definite tone of a fanatic. He'd obviously just discovered the subject of financial strategy.
“Yeah, I don't know,†squeaked Wazza. “You got to get a place sometime though.â€
Gamble grinned wildly. “Bro', find a good investment! Make your money grow. Work smart, not hard.â€
“I don't know anything about investing, matey.â€
“Yeah, man. I'll lend you a book to read. It's fuckin worth your while, ay.â€
We drank the beer and played computer games for a further half an hour. I was only used to the finest wines and spirits then, but I did my best to stomach the foul drink and keep up. Wazza and Gamble talked about `the footy' throughout. The footy! Bah! I won't even go into that subject.
Then Spaper stood up. “Gamble, we gotta get going then, chief,†he said.
“Alright, bro',†said Gamble. “Hey, come over tomorrow, alright?â€
“Yeah, probably.â€
“I won't be working. We'll play the Sony or something.â€
I got up and followed Spaper. “Delighted to, ah, make your acquaintance,†I said.
“Yeah, take it easy,†said Gamble. “And stay off the drugs, ay!†he laughed.
Wazza just nodded at me and sweated.
When we were outside the unit, Spaper said, “Well then! How were your first two humans?â€
I just grinned. “Je suis defonce!†I sure was stoned.
Spaper laughed. Life was a novelty to him. “Come on, I want to show you something,†he said.
I followed him downstairs.
We stepped out of the building and into the world. It was a cool afternoon and a gentle breeze washed over us. With alcohol and drugs pumping through me, I felt just capital. I realised now what Spaper had been saying earlier about danger, and I was excited. Here, there was just enough danger to keep it interesting. At any moment a car could reel off the road and destroy me. A thunderstorm could break out and lightning could strike me down. I could catch pneumonia. A frustrated human could appear from the shadows and smash my head into the footpath. There were cafes after cafes, and restaurants after restaurants, selling hamburgers and noodles and chicken -- most of which contained cholesterol, hormones, preservatives and
various other harmful ingredients. Maybe I'd trip and land on broken glass. Maybe a mosquito would bite me, give me a fatal disease! I might be allergic to something in this filthy air!
This was living on the edge -- O yes!
My imagination ignited and paranoia took control. I drew closer to Spaper.
“Hey, what are you doing?†he said. “Take it easy.â€
“Yes, yes. Quite right,†I said, drawing away. “They can probably smell fear.â€
The sun was setting. Spaper led me to a beachfront café. Hanging all around were vines and pot plants. Little speakers on the walls spat out jumping bebop tunes that mixed with the roar of conversation. We found a table just outside the door, and once seated I began marvelling at the human-style menu. Every minute or so, laughter erupted from one table or another.
“She has her hair up today,†said Spaper, lighting up a cigar.
The intense tone in his voice made me look up. I saw that he was staring at one of the waitresses as she weaved her way around tables, across the floor, balancing a tray of food above her head. Spaper gave me a cigar and I lit up.
“Who's she, then?†I asked.
“She's Celeste!†he said. I was confused and went back to looking at the menu.
“Here she comes,†said Spaper.
“Hot chips…wedges... salad…†-- I was reading.
“Hello Celeste,†said Spaper when she arrived at our table. I saw that she had a nametag.
“Oh, hello,†she said cheerfully. “You've been here a lot lately.â€
“Yes. It's …nice here. How are you?†asked Spaper.
“I'm great, thanks. And you?â€
“All the better for seeing you.â€
“Oh! Well thank you,†she blushed. “And what would you like?â€
“A long black, please,†said Spaper.
“I should have known. And you?†She looked at me.
I was still reciting the menu to myself -- “…Coca Cola…â€
“One coke,†said Celeste, writing it down on a pad.
I could have you killed in a minute's notice, I thought. You little human!
“Would you like some water as well?†she asked both of us.
This is the only chance you have to get at me, I thought. While I'm right in front of you.
“Yes, thanks,†said Spaper.
She looked at me.
Well, what are you waiting for, woman? Pick up some cutlery and drive it into my head!
“Do it!†I exclaimed.
“Okay, I'll have your drinks brought out to you shortly,†she said politely and walked away.
“What the hell's the matter with you!†said Spaper. “Are you trying to ruin my chances?â€
“My God!†I exclaimed. It suddenly occurred to me that Spaper had no wife, nor any mistresses -- none that I was aware of, anyway. I looked over to her and back to Spaper. He blushed like someone who'd been caught stealing.
“Out of all the fatally dangerous things that could happen to us down here,†I said, “please tell me you haven't gone and fallen for a damned woman?†I said.
He avoided my eyes and said, “Of course not, chief. She's just a nice piece of work, that's all.â€
“And for goodness sake, will you stop talking like a human!â€
While we had our refreshments, Spaper stared almost constantly at Celeste. I asked him about other places that he'd ventured to in the city but his attention wavered and he only half listened. I fell to watching the ocean outside.
Afterwards Spaper took me to a pub that was full of pokie machines. Gamble was there in the clouds of cigarette smoke, peering into the `Mayan Civilisation' machine. His finger rhythmically pressed a button, while his other hand carefully nursed a cigarette that had burned halfway down to the butt without the ash breaking off.
“You winning, champ?†asked Spaper.
“How are ya, Johno?†said Gamble without looking away. “I won sixty, but I lost it again. I figure I should ride this one out.â€
“Wait here,†said Spaper to me. “I'll get you a beer.â€
I kept my back against the pokie machine next to Gamble, just in case a human tried to strike me from behind. I reasoned that the probability of my death would be greatly increased here in a pub, with the added factor of alcohol. I was nervous again. Humans were everywhere --- rowdy blue collared humans at the bar; old and defeated humans at corner tables, peering through eyeglasses at their beers; housewives with worn faces and cups full of dollar coins, sniffing out their lucky pokie machine. I eyed them all.
Gamble's credits grew smaller and smaller until he lost all his money.
“Mind my spot,†he said and went to get more change. He came back, put a handful of dollar coins in the machine, and resumed his earlier occupation and posture.
“There's a big win coming up,†he said. “I can feel it.â€
Spaper brought back a jug of beer and we both sat together, watching Gamble do his thing. Hell, I think, must be a large room full of pokies. The jackpot is a ticket out.
Some hours later, Gamble lost about three hundred dollars. I was intoxicated, and swearing loudly. Spaper later told me that he had to drag me out because I became paranoid and threatened the humans. Because of this, he said, Gamble considered me quite a character and took a liking to me. That's humans for you.
I awoke later that night on my teleporter, in my own home. I stumbled off to bed, where Marietta moaned and said I had a strange odour. She got up and slept in another room.
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Visiting the human world became a regular pastime. I ventured there approximately once every two months. It was a danger sport to me, like rock climbing or bunji jumping to you humans; and I was getting a taste for it. At first I went only with Spaper, but eventually I ventured there alone. I explored the city, or I would dally with our group of human friends. Spaper and I constantly sought out new experiences worthy of our enthusiasm. We went to concerts of many kinds --- orchestras, folk concerts, punk rock, hip-hop, disc jockeys, opera and ballet. We went to see movies, football matches, boxing matches and races of all sorts…until we needed to be involved in the action.
Then we took up sports, the first being boxing. I was against it but Spaper came in shadowboxing one morning, shouting, “I'm young, I'm pretty…†etc., and he managed, as usual, to persuade me. So I lost my fear of humans as I became accustomed to being in the ring, out-boxing them at least as often as they did me. My body tightened up and I felt powerful. It was at the end of a training session that I felt complete and satisfied. My arms too tired to lift and my legs shaking from being used to their limit -- like when you take a sports car to its maximum speed. Boxing whet our appetites for all combat sports. Next came kung fu, kickboxing, shoot-fighting and wrestling. We even took dancing lessons. Spaper was particularly good at the tango.
There was a tradition at the building where we `lived' whilst among the humans. The tenants often sat on the front steps of an afternoon or weekend, and smoked cigarettes or drank tea together, watching the world go by. I enjoyed that very much. I became acquainted with myriad personalities there. There was Gamble, of course. All he ever talked about was striking it rich. He had taken loans out from the banks and bought thousands of dollars worth of shares in various companies. He did not, however, have any idea of where to put his money --- he only knew that he wanted to strike it rich. He was constantly on marijuana, and was always losing money on the pokies. When he wasn't working or gambling, he was at home playing his Sony Playstation. There was Wazza the football fanatic. He would watch the game religiously and in the off-season he could not contain his boredom. There was another gentleman named “Shady†Dave, who was everyone's drug dealer. He didn't say much but was always playing Gamble's Sony. There was Wazza's girlfriend Cindy, who wore make-up abundantly no matter what the day or occasion. And also living in the building was old Abraham, the South American immigrant whose guitar we heard almost daily around the building as he crooned out his heavy-hearted Argentinean tangos. He had a three-piece band that played regularly at Spaper's and my favourite café/bar, where Celeste the waitress worked. The piece that stuck in my memory is the popular folk song, “Quizas, Quizas, Quizas.â€
There were others who visited intermittently, but they were not as close in the circle. These were the types of humans that Spaper and I consorted with in those days. Sometimes Celeste walked by the building and blushed when Spaper said hello. Everyone would take on the tone of an expert and give Spaper advice --- “You better make a move soon, Johno, or she'll find another bloke. That's what women are like, Johno. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.â€
One aspect that I couldn't help notice about the humans was the surprising number of drug addicts. I think I can say that eighty percent of working-class males were addicted to marijuana. But none of them considered themselves addicts, because marijuana was accepted as a drug in the same family as, say, tea or coffee. The question “do you smoke up?†was like asking “do you like anchovies?†I sometimes wondered about the psychological implications of such widespread use.
One afternoon, as I was exploring the streets, I walked past the gate of a suburban yard. I heard the growling of a dog and I turned to look. A large dog was scrambling towards me from within the yard, its beady eyes concentrated on me. First I froze with fear thinking, “This is it! My death! I should never have crossed the line!†But I suddenly regained control, spun on my heels and ran. I bolted as quickly as I was able but the dog was on my heels, snapping its jaw, and would inevitably overtake me. I glanced back as the beast snapped at me. Then I looked forward again -- and gasped as I saw that I was about to run into a light pole. All of a sudden the pole was gone and I heard a `Bang!' Looking around, I saw that the pole was behind me and that the dog was sprawled out behind it --- unconscious. The noise was that of the dog colliding with the pole. I had, seemingly, run right through the pole! After touching and pushing the pole as a test, I stood baffled. Realising that the owner of the dog might appear at any second, I fled the scene.
At my first opportunity, I took the matter up with Spaper. “I have no idea, chief. No idea at all,†he said looking concerned. We were at his city home on the top floor of a high-rise building. He was packing a bong. “But you do believe me?†I asked.
“Yes I do,†he said. “You see, a similar thing happened to me. When I first went down there.†I began pacing. “Gamble, Wazza and I went out one night to a concert,†Spaper started. “We were all dreadfully drunk, and we'd also taken drugs. Ecstasy or Speed --- one of those drugs the humans are always taking --- I can't remember names. Anyway, we moshed in the crowd and sweated like pigs. Eventually it was too hot and I was exhausted. So I pushed my way out of the crowd and bought a beer.
“Well, chief, I went to a table, drank my beer and watched the humans. I put the beer down and had been standing there a while, and then, when I went to pick the bottle up again, it seemed as though my hand went straight through it. I tried again and again with the same result! Of course I was confused and I went to sit down, but I fell through the stool!â€
My nervous habit must have rubbed off on Spaper because he got up and paced as well. We kept passing each other in the middle.
“What happened?†I asked. “I became frantic! But when I got up, everything went back to normal. I unintentionally knocked the bottle off the table and I fell over the stool! After that I assumed that it was just the drugs. But now it's happened to you.â€
“Damnedest thing!†“Damnedest thing.â€
I did not venture amongst the working class again for six months. Consequently, I did not see John Spaper either. Instead, I spent my time attending to business matters. Business had changed drastically in a short time, and I had a lot of work to do to keep up with what was going on in the financial world. Nate Rutter was a great help in that area and he helped me all he could. The problem was that because of things like the IT revolution among humans, there were millionaire and billionaire humans popping up all over the place. Our people, La Peu, began worrying that we'd soon have to deal with everyone on equal terms, and eventually we'd lose our silent hold on the world.
Think of the largest companies in the world. Can you name the owners? In our day you couldn't --- not for the vast majority. Some anonymous fellow owned Coke. Another anonymous fellow owned Nike. Buggered if anybody knew who owned Toyota. Forget about oil companies, too, it's all anonymous. This is the mark of La Peu: anonymity. But times began to change and our empire was shrinking. Names were popping up here and there for the public's cold eye to view. Any company you can put an owner's name to, you see, is human owned.
Then came a very worrisome problem: various people amongst La Peu would suddenly go missing. Some of us went to visit the homes of associates only to find that what was once their home was now a cluster of office blocks, used and owned by humans. Then we'd find out that some human tycoon now owned everything that our acquaintance previously owned -- companies and capital. There was no take-over, no selling and buying -- the human would just suddenly own it as if he always had. Our missing acquaintance would be gone with everything they ever owned and it would be as if they never existed in the first place. This happened to more and more of us, and drastic action was called for. We considered warfare against the humans. We figured that we certainly had the technology to prevail. What we weren't sure of any more was whether or not we were still unknown to the humans, considering that they were apparently invading us.
As before, people began to contact me and ask where John Spaper was. Nobody had seen him and there was fear that he might have disappeared off the face of the Earth like the others. So I sought after him at his place. He was absent but his home was all in order, so I knew he had not followed the fate of the others. He was most probably down amongst the humans. That annoyed me. How could he be there at a time like this! I was at Nate Rutters' place one night having a drink and talking strategy, when it happened to him in front of my eyes. I glanced out the window for a moment, and when I looked back the whole room seemed to be full of ghosts. They were wearing suits and sitting at ghost-desks, typing on ghost-computers. I looked through them and at Nate who stood on the opposite side of the room. He was as dumbfounded as I was. We both made for his teleporter and escaped to my place. Once there, we blocked off access from his home.
His skin went yellow with worry. I sat him down and told him he was safe. But even as I spoke, he faded and became transparent, like the ghosts. Then he disappeared. We had owned many companies together, and I found out that I was now partners' with some human stranger. As Nate Rutter faded into nothing, the “ghosts†we saw became as real as rock! This was too much.
A group of people gathered at my home shouting over each other's voices about war and fighting back and even releasing an incurable disease amongst the humans. I could no longer take all that commotion so I left on my own to Spaper's place via teleporter. I was sure he'd know something about all this. Why hasn't he shown his face? I thought. Spaper wasn't there. The place was a pigsty. Knowing where he'd be, I went straight for the teleporter. I appeared in the dark, then I realised that I was under the white sheet that we always put over the receiving teleporter, in the flat. I threw it off and looked around. Spaper wasn't there so I went to Gamble's unit.
“How are ya, Chazza! Johno hasn't been round for a while,†he said.
Where could he be? I thought. After checking the local pub, I began walking the streets helplessly. I was at a loss. Then I kicked myself upon realising that if he were among the humans, he'd be at the café on the waterfront -- staring at that waitress. I found him there with his head on a table, a coffee in front of him and a cigar in his fingers. The café was almost empty. The bartender and waitress (Celeste) on duty were leaning against the counter in conversation.
“Spaper?†I said. He picked his head up and looked at me. He had a week's growth on his chin, and half open marijuana-eyes.
“Chaz! You're still…†he stopped himself.
“Still what?†I prodded him.
“Still…here, chief.â€
“So you do know what's going on?â€
“Everything's vanishing, my friend.†He sounded distant.
“You've got to come back home! They're going to attack the humans. We're not safe down here!†His red eyes widened a little.
“What are you talking about?†he said.
“They are taking action.â€
“What `they'? Are you delirious, Chaz?â€
“Pull yourself together, man! You've got to come back with me. Everybody is looking for you!â€
“We're the only ones, Chaz. There's nobody else. It's us against the world.†I stood up.
“I'm going back now. Come on!†I said.
“Don't go, Chaz. It'll happen to you too and then I'll be alone. We're safe down here.†But I left him.
When I teleported back to my own home, I got the fright of my life. My home was gone too. There were humans in suits all over the room, sitting at desks and walking around. The only difference from Nate's place was that here, they weren't ghosts; they were already as solid as I was. I didn't understand why, but the teleporter was still there so I hopped back onto it. A human came and stood in front of me.
“What are you doing?†he asked. I quickly pressed the button that would take me away to safety. But it didn't work! I pressed it again and again.
“What are you doing you stupid idiot!†snapped the human. Two more humans came and soon the whole room stopped what they were doing to stare at me. I kept frantically pressing the button but nothing happened; for some reason the teleporter was only making queer noises and spitting paper out of its side. “Get off! Get off of it!†the humans kept yelling.
“Not bloody likely!†said I. An older human entered the room and approached. He must have been important because everyone in the room followed him with their eyes.
“What the bloody hell is going on?†he demanded.
“This bloke keeps photocopying his arse!†answered the first human. The important man picked up a piece of paper from the teleporter. It certainly did seem to have the impression of my buttocks on it. He narrowed his eyes and turned them on me.
“Get the hell off of the photocopier,†he said. “What's your name?â€
For a second I considered my options…then I charged through the group and ran for the lift. I noticed that there was a staircase next to the lift now, so I went for that. I flew down four steps at a time, and after I'd charged down three floors I stopped to catch my breath. I noticed that nobody had followed me so I went to a lift and rode down the rest of the way. In the lift I realised that there would most likely be security waiting downstairs. I'll just have to dodge them, I thought. What else can I do?
I positioned myself with my foot against the back wall of the lift, so that I could launch myself with power the second the door opened. Just as I'd thought, two large security guards came at me as soon as I stepped out. I fled as fast as I could, but a third guard manoeuvred himself to cut me off. He threw himself at me with his outstretched ape arms before I could turn or dodge --- And he went right through me and crashed into a pot plant. Because I expected to be tackled, I too lost my balance and toppled over. We all hesitated, looking at each other for a second, and then I got up and passed through the closed glass doors.
“I'm going to disappear like Nate Rutter!†I cried to myself, sprinting down the street. “This is the end! Damn the human race!†Then I collided with a light pole.
By the time I made it back to Spaper the sun was on its way down. He was slumped over his table in a cloud of cigar smoke -- the exact same spot as when I left him. “You've got a lump on your head,†he said, looking up. I sat down feeling rather dizzy from the collision.
“It's all gone,†I said. “Told you.†“Do shut up.†Spaper was drinking scotch. There were three other empty glasses on the table. Celeste came over to serve me and I ordered myself a double scotch with ice. Spaper did not even look up and all the while she shot worried glances at him. Does he not like me anymore? she must have been thinking.
We remained silent. When Celeste returned with drinks she said, “Are you alright?†to Spaper. “I'm fine,†he said, still without looking at her. She went away wounded and we continued to sit in silence. Finally, after finishing our drinks, Spaper stood on shaky legs and said, “Come on.†We leaned on each other and sauntered back to our unit. Old Abraham and Gamble were sitting on the steps when we arrived. Gamble was drinking coffee as Abraham plucked and strummed his guitar. We sat with them and listened in silence, while Abraham's defiant notes floated on into the grey, soulless city.
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